They taste like rancid vagina.
You….have a weird mind.
Pickles are disgusting.
How are they disgusting they are amazing.
That sounds disgusting.
I thought they would be but they literally taste like pickles not fries.
I wish I could keep him.
I wish you could too so I could steal him.
Haha I’d take you with me but I made the plans last night and… yeah.
Oh no I wouldn’t ask that of you! Where are you going?
A night out.
Oh nice! I can’t remember the last time I went out. Wow I sound like a damn hermit. I need more friends haha
Then I’ll have to find some time for that this weekend while you help me get ready.
Get ready for what?