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Best thing ever since sliced bread 

etienneioakim:

They taste like rancid vagina.

You….have a weird mind.

(Source: perksofbeingjoanna)


Best thing ever since sliced bread 

etienneioakim:

Pickles are disgusting.

How are they disgusting they are amazing.

(Source: perksofbeingjoanna)


Best thing ever since sliced bread 

etienneioakim:

That sounds disgusting.

I thought they would be but they literally taste like pickles not fries.

(Source: perksofbeingjoanna)


Best thing ever since sliced bread 

Pickle flavored fries.


the-leo-anderson:

I wish I could keep him.

I wish you could too so I could steal him.


the-leo-anderson:

He’s adorable, isn’t he?

Yes he is. ;-;


OMG I want!

OMG I want!

(Source: tinyclicks)


dakotawithcamera:

Haha I’d take you with me but I made the plans last night and… yeah.

Oh no I wouldn’t ask that of you! Where are you going?


dakotawithcamera:

A night out.

Oh nice! I can’t remember the last time I went out. Wow I sound like a damn hermit. I need more friends haha


dakotawithcamera:

Then I’ll have to find some time for that this weekend while you help me get ready.

Get ready for what?